are u in love with me? no?? *slides u a chocolate pudding* how about now?
finding songs from your favorite artist that you haven’t heard before
Call Me Maybe came out 2 years ago
2 years ago
has anyone called her yet?
Really funny how people making fun of immigrants speaking “broken english” only know one fucking language.
if you stare at me in public my self esteem will drop 100%
you dont know frustration until youve tried plugging something into a socket in the dark
do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed
495,571 people whose mama taught them right