nunderwater:

kids that mix their play-doh colors are the reason global warming exists

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oh my god i’m fucking sick of this generation’s mentality that your sadness is beautiful and somebody will fix you and all this fucking john green shit nobody will find you in a bookstore reading bukowski and want to lie with you and nobody will kiss your scars and you will not be like effie and freddie you’ve got to be your own fucking hero and surround yourself with positivity

(Source: beauxbatons, via anxxiouss)

kylehilde:

when your teacher talks for an extra 30 seconds after class is supposed to end
schloong:

prauprganda:

schloong:

guys stop.
i started the selfie olympics in 2008.

photoshop

you seriously think im wearing light wash flared jeans in 2014?
regirocker:

bloopin:

this could be us but u playin

clearly they both playin

yutoube:

boy, i sure enjoy watching sports. when they throw the ball? classic

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lifehackable:

Take notes, boys.

burgrs:

what if flies said “hey” every time they flew by your ear 

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